accident prone

certain types of people can bungee jump and skydive and whatnot, and come through the experience without a scratch on them. i, on the other hand, hurt myself eating lunch today.

so there we all were, sitting at a table in the conference room listening to a rather interesting laminated glass seminar. i (along with many others) was very disappointed at the fact that our usual warm fresh cookies were missing from the lunchtime buffet table so i had to work extra hard perfecting a sandwich.

five minutes of arduous work (removing shredded lettuce is a bitch) and expert craftsmanship later, the masterpiece i came up with was a scrumptious combination of two different halves and cristina’s extra ‘mators. only one problem: i forgot to calculate the force it’d take for my chompers to penetrate the crusty french bread upon which i had piled my masterpiece.

so the vertically expressed savory delectableness injured my temporo-mandibular joint. perhaps i should stop chowin down or simply switch to liquid consumables. it’s five o’clock somewhere!