transvestite, drag queen, or ugly woman

whatever it was it sounded like stewart from mad tv, was wearing baby pink short shorts and a tight white tee, and had a better pedicure than i did, but needed a brow waxing like whoa. "she" was trying on metallic leather wedges and, of course, wanted my advise if they'd be comfortable for "dancing all night long."

flashbacks of saturday nights at the roxy, techno britney spears, and being too drunk to know i have feet.... "um, sure!"

two pairs in size 11 later--ok this needs an aside, i've never even seen size 11s in a store like that before let alone two! we're in flemington, nj here kids, not nyc--in any event, "she" slung the bag over her shoulder and skipped out of the store.

the craziest things happen when i'm with lil phyll.