Friday, October 15, 2004

what the hell is going on!?

I just wlaked in the door.
and what the fuxck!!L?
jill beaan jus tcalled me and we were trying to recall the evenihfg's evenmts. fuck evening, tonights evenmts. so we went to ivy wiuth drew kevin (aka brocoli) and val-chop. we all walk in, moi-being slightluy toasted from some tequila shots. adn i start tlaking to this guy. kinda cute, very stylish, tall, talks to me and we start dancing/talking...
ps- i want to age like an asian man!
so the enivitable q about age comes up and he has me guess... and i go-27! not so much... um, 29> sstill gettin a no... so i ask his buddy-33! hily shti! he looks like he could be an uyndergrad.

ok so the cute 33year old asian man leaves (posset getting my #) and i start talking to red hat boy that val and juill like. he's 21, and so not lying baout his age. interesting, for a minyte, but they al sang some pretty bad karraoke so all was well with the worldd.

and then the next htinkg i rememvber is them leaving. then i reecall an incident with a certain oldf man that dacid klinbe tryed to get to ask jull abotu herr kids, and he did!

so shes' likem, um i doin't have anu kids and preetends to be mnarried to keevin whoi shall be called brocoli form now on. (think very very curly hair) or think of him as second hug bouy.. whatwver.

apaarently i can't majke creeepos because according to jilly bean," you're not a 60 year old gay man!" sso what!

wekk she;s stuch with second hug boy and no matter how many boys she talks to a certain greenn veggie will always lover her!
j- "i tried talking to other guys doesn't that count>!"
I don't think boys stop hitting on you.. I think it's because they're
i was talking to red hat... dave kline... old old old guy..... kids?! kevin and i had gotten married.... he wa;led up to me and said where are your children tonight.?!
my stomach musscles were HURTHING!
what is going on here?
you are beaautifful woman! when you take your glasses off, you are beautiful woman

jill quote- oh and ps- i gave my # to the sports dr. and tje defemsobe lineman!

bottom line, cheese fry place=closed and jill got hit on by men who could be our grandparents...
i've had vbeetter ivy nights, but few as "interesting"

ok i'm gonna go spend some qyality time with my bed before i ship it off to nova scotia... i bought a big girl bed yesterrday! vcery exciting, i know.


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