so when did breasts go outta style?

i was bunny-sitting for the 'rents in metuchen this past weekend and for payment, my mother gave me her macy's charge. dangerous move! so i ransacked the store to try and pick out clothes that i wouldn't either see on my dead grandmother or on a trentonian hooker. (seriously, there's virtually no in between!) now i do not have a pamela anderson chest by any stretch of the imagination but i have boobs. descent ones. and i am not in great shape by any standard. the last time i worked out more than two days in a week, every other week, was september! so why is it that i can try on my size and it'll be huge around my waist, and binding on my top!?
then i'm watching the grammy's last night (ok, the short bit that i did see before falling asleep) and no one had boobs anymore. the bigest chest protrusions were bones under nipples! ick. c'mon society, whatever happened to maralyn monroe's hourglass?
just had to get that off my chest.